May the vending machine mess up and you get two of the thingy (by male-witch)
This Pie Contains Nerdiness
I'm Hanna - nerd, foodie, and piebrarian - and this is my personal blog for things I find funny and amusing. For more pie, visit my blog The Piebrary or its affiliated tumblr page if you want updates direct to your newsfeed! Feel free to follow along on twitter as well!
Saoirse Ronan - Wonderland Magazine - September 2014
Photographed by Stefan KhooIs she an Abhorsen??
I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF AN ABHORSEN MOVIE WITH SAOIRSE RONAN.
(via booksandquills)
(via booksandquills)
The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend
Sad… but also hilarious. I wasn’t going to hurt you, BUT I’M GLAD YOU THINK I COULD. I definitely couldn’t I’m 5’4” and noodle-armed.
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I read on the internet that Elvis died with 40 pounds of undigested feces still in his intestine
Thank you so much for telling me that in the middle of dinner
You’re welcome
Maybe the next time I take a bite, you’ll say diarrhea
Diarrhea
This movie was so good… I can’t figure out if it was BECAUSE or IN SPITE of all of the flirtatious conversations about shit.
#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
(via elaine-penny)
